Bruce’s Thoughts

Some of you know about the Internet Oracle, and the rest of you should go read about the Oracle before proceeding.

I recently had one of my supplications to the Oracle, and its answer, selected for the “Best of” series. Here it is:

— 1434-04 109dd 4.0 —————————————————-
Selected-By: Tim Chew <twchew@mindspring.com>

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

Oh brilliant and quirky Oracle, smarter than the Professor, more
commanding than the Skipper, and richer than the Howells, please settle
once and for all the second most important question of all:

Ginger or MaryAnn?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Or?

Given the high levelof competition, I’m feeling particularly smug. I don’t know who provided the answer to this supplication, but you’re a fuckin’ genius. Instant immortality with a three character answer. Of course, I did set you up with the world’s best straight line.

Those of you who don’t understand the question - go on home, your mother’s calling.